Please answer the following questions as truthfully as possible using Yes (Y) or No (N)

Question 1:

Are you bent out of shape?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 2:

Are you starting to believe your own mythology?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 3:

Does it all come out to the same in the end?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 4:

Did your mother or father raise any idiots?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 5:

Can I eat crackers in your bed?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 6:

Is there more than one solution to every problem?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 7:

Are you soaked right through?

YES (Y) / NO (N)