Please answer the following questions as truthfully as possible using Yes (Y) or No (N)

Question 1:

Are you picking up the pieces?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 2:

Are you hanging by a thread?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 3:

Is the check in the mail?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 4:

Did your mother or father raise any idiots?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 5:

Would you give your right arm?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 6:

Are the times a-changing?

YES (Y) / NO (N)

Question 7:

Can I eat crackers in your bed?

YES (Y) / NO (N)